Summerland

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Kim: B- | 787 USERS: C+
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To Thine Own Self Be True

Nikki sits on a bench in town and longingly stares at the other couples walking by, until Goofy pulls up on his bike. Goofy says that he's been back for two days, and Nikki's face falls. Goofy says that he wanted to call, but it was so hot (Heat Index 4) that he couldn't move. That is the lamest excuse I've ever heard. And I'm sure that Pony Boy's beautiful beach house has central air, anyway. Nikki decides to ignore the lameness (as she must) and says that she missed Goofy while he was gone, and invites him to hang out with her for the rest of the day. Goofy says he'd like to, but he needs to report to his new job. It was too hot to call her, but it wasn't too hot to go out and find a job? Goofy offers to give Nikki the employee discount (I'll bet) on a smoothie at his place of employment, and she responds by suddenly hugging him. Goofy looks surprised, but they smile at each other for a while before Goofy pedals off.

Derrick, Martha, and Creepy Cult Kid (CCK) sneak into the house. Derrick and Martha are playing some game where they pretend to be British detectives, but CCK just wants to watch TV, because he's not allowed to watch it at home. CCK concludes by creepily threatening his little sister if she tells their mother about the television viewing. Well, that explains why he's so creepy. He's not allowed to watch television! That's just un-American. Derrick ignores CCK and tries to continue the detective game. CCK opens Johnny's closet and peeks inside. Derrick doesn't think they should be snooping, but CCK spots a metal box on the shelf and pulls it down, spilling the contents in the process. The kids scramble to put everything back, and CCK snatches up a Polaroid and drools on it, and then refuses to hand it over when Derrick asks. Martha checks it out and says that it's Ava. Derrick grabs it away and tries to look flabbergasted, but succeeds only in looking like he's got a case of the runs and doesn't know where to find the nearest toilet. CCK says that Ava is hot, and Derrick shoves the picture back into the box, angrily insisting that no one can look at it. Ava calls out that she needs Derrick's help with the laundry. Derrick tells CCK to put the box back, like, how dumb is Derrick that he thinks that's going to happen? Derrick and Martha run out of the room, and of course CCK pockets the nudie photo of Ava before following. He also leaves the boxes on the floor, like, wouldn't Johnny notice that someone had been in his closet?

Summerland

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