Supernatural

Abandon All Hope...

Abandon All Hope... - Jo and Ellen make the ultimate sacrifice to give Sam and Dean a shot at Lucifer, but the boys make the mistake of using the ever-unreliable Colt. Crap in a hat.

Let's Go LARPing With The Hardy Boys!

The Real Ghostbusters - On second thought, let's not and say we did. Becky The Wincesting Fangirl lures Our Intrepid Heroes to The First (And Only) Annual Supernatural Fan Convention, and Our Dear Boys quickly find themselves embroiled in an actual haunting, because the stupid fans picked the stupid site of an actual stupid massacre for their stupid fun and games. Supernatural fans suck.

Hail Hardy Boys, The Lord is With Thee!

Changing Channels - The Trickster makes his triumphant return to the small screen to hurl Our Intrepid Heroes into the even smaller small screen within the small screen we're all watching, and it's all very sitcom wrapped in a soap opera inside a Valtrex ad, but it's also a hell of a lot of fun. One thing, though: The Trickster's actually The Archangel Gabriel, and sweet Jesus, does he have an axe to grind.

The Hardy Boys Make It A Manwitch Night

The Curious Case Of Dean Winchester - Raoul takes a powder to watch something far more interesting in his den as Our Intrepid Idiots ignore The Apocalypse in favor of doing something stupid, which leads to them doing something else stupid, which leads to them doing something even more stupid, which leads to this overwhelmingly stupid and gore-free episode. Never again!

The Hardy Boys Meet The Antichrist

I Believe The Children Are Our Future - And then they bore him to death, with the talking and such. Psych! They don't kill The Antichrist at all, despite the fact that The Antichrist is an eminently killable eleven-year-old urchin, because they're idiots! Hooray for Supernatural!

The Hardy Boys Spend One Night In Paris

Fallen Idols - Oh, I'm kidding! Like they can afford the airfare. In a somewhat diverting throwback to the old-fashioned Monster Of The Week episodes from seasons past, Our Intrepid Heroes decide to bail on that whole Apocalypse thing for a couple of days to investigate a series of strange goings-on in Canton, Ohio. The good part? Lots of old-school gore. The better part? Paris Hilton didn't suck nearly as much as everyone thought she would. The best part? Darling Sammy in scrubs. Yum.

The Hardy Boys in the Garden of Good and Evil

The End - Dean pulls a Heroes and leaps five years into the future, playing the Two Stooges with future Dean and going up against Lucifer himself, who's dressed in the stylish vessel once known as Sam Winchester.

The Hardy Boys Get Snuggly, Hugly, Mean and Ugly

Free To Be You And Me - While Darling Sammy mopes around some dreary Oklahoman hellhole, Dashing El Deano and My Sweet Baboo roadtrip to Maine to ensnare the archangel responsible for Castiel's earlier smiting. And in the end, Lucifer invades Darling Sammy's sleepytime to make sweet, sweet love to The Ginormotron Antichrist. Needless to say, the end is the best part of the episode. Woof.

The Hardy Boys Gotta Have a Friend in Jesus

Good God, Y'All - 'Cause God knows after tonight's last scene, they sure as hell don't have one in each other. Having successfully battled The Second Horseman of The Apocalypse, Our Intrepid Heroes retire to a ridiculously scenic roadside rest area, where they break up with each other. Meanwhile, Bobby is positively, permanently paralyzed, and Castiel solemnly informs Dashing El Deano that his signature accessory is actually A Lo-Jack Of The Lord. Also: Lieutenant Hottie. Arnaghanaghanaghanagh.

The Hardy Boys Are Still Not Having Sex With Each Other!

Sympathy For The Devil - No, seriously. No, SERIOUSLY. NOT HAVING SEX, OKAY? God, what is wrong with you people? Do you not care about The Apocalypse? No! Of course you don't! Bobby's paralyzed, for Christ's bleeding sake, and all YOU PEOPLE can talk about is SAM CARESSING DEAN'S CLAVICLE! Even P. Diddy cares more about Lucifer rising than you do! I give up.

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