Supernatural

The Song Remains The Same

The Song Remains The Same - The Winchesters go back to 1978 to hang out with the 'rents -- oh, and save them from being killed by an angel who wants Sammy the Satan-Vessel wiped from existence.

The Hardy Boys Are, Like, Stuck In This SUCKFEST

Swap Meat - Yet another Manwitch defiles the season with his presence in order to surreptitiously swap bodies with Darling Sammy. It's even worse than it sounds.

The Hardy Boys Suffer From "Exhaustion" and "Dehydration"

Sam, Interrupted - When one of Sucky John's loser friends calls them from his current nuthouse with an urgent plea for help, The Ginormomope whines until Dashing El Deano agrees to travel to Booby Hatch, Oklahoma, to see about a whackjob-whacking Wraith. Dashing El Deano will nurse his subsequent grudge for decades.

Every Hardy Boy Plays the Fool

Abandon All Hope... - Our Intrepid Heroes track Lucifer to Carthage and shoot him in the face, but it's The Harvelle Girls who ended up blasted into an early grave. Happy holidays, everyone!

Let's Go LARPing With The Hardy Boys!

The Real Ghostbusters - On second thought, let's not and say we did. Becky The Wincesting Fangirl lures Our Intrepid Heroes to The First (And Only) Annual Supernatural Fan Convention, and Our Dear Boys quickly find themselves embroiled in an actual haunting, because the stupid fans picked the stupid site of an actual stupid massacre for their stupid fun and games. Supernatural fans suck.

Hail Hardy Boys, The Lord is With Thee!

Changing Channels - The Trickster makes his triumphant return to the small screen to hurl Our Intrepid Heroes into the even smaller small screen within the small screen we're all watching, and it's all very sitcom wrapped in a soap opera inside a Valtrex ad, but it's also a hell of a lot of fun. One thing, though: The Trickster's actually The Archangel Gabriel, and sweet Jesus, does he have an axe to grind.

The Hardy Boys Make It A Manwitch Night

The Curious Case Of Dean Winchester - Raoul takes a powder to watch something far more interesting in his den as Our Intrepid Idiots ignore The Apocalypse in favor of doing something stupid, which leads to them doing something else stupid, which leads to them doing something even more stupid, which leads to this overwhelmingly stupid and gore-free episode. Never again!

The Hardy Boys Meet The Antichrist

I Believe The Children Are Our Future - And then they bore him to death, with the talking and such. Psych! They don't kill The Antichrist at all, despite the fact that The Antichrist is an eminently killable eleven-year-old urchin, because they're idiots! Hooray for Supernatural!

The Hardy Boys Spend One Night In Paris

Fallen Idols - Oh, I'm kidding! Like they can afford the airfare. In a somewhat diverting throwback to the old-fashioned Monster Of The Week episodes from seasons past, Our Intrepid Heroes decide to bail on that whole Apocalypse thing for a couple of days to investigate a series of strange goings-on in Canton, Ohio. The good part? Lots of old-school gore. The better part? Paris Hilton didn't suck nearly as much as everyone thought she would. The best part? Darling Sammy in scrubs. Yum.

The Hardy Boys in the Garden of Good and Evil

The End - Dean pulls a Heroes and leaps five years into the future, playing the Two Stooges with future Dean and going up against Lucifer himself, who's dressed in the stylish vessel once known as Sam Winchester.

ACTOR Jensen Ackles

Spoilers ONLY; NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED: Just The Facts, Ma'am.

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ACTOR Jared Padalecki

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