And while Raoul prattles on about himself for a little while longer, let's join the camera as it fades away from Taylor's bitch-tastic snarl to jump ahead a little bit in time, where it finds Taylor late the next evening, hiding in the ladies' and weeping openly at her reflection in the mirror, so I'm guessing everyone at school's heard and believed Queen Bizznatch's story about Taylor's supposed trip to the rodeo, yes? If so, it sucks to be Taylor right about now. In any event, just as another tear falls from her cheek, Taylor senses something strange behind her and spins around to find...a rather docile-looking April, staring her straight in the eye! DUN! "You think I'm ugly?" April mildly challenges. Taylor, thrown, and wallowing in her own misery, hems and haws and splutters a bit before apologizing, "I'm sorry about yesterday -- I didn't mean it, okay?" Placid April appears to nod a bit at this so Taylor can twirl back around to fidget uncomfortably with her hair in the mirror's reflection, and that's a very bad move on Taylor's part, indeed, because it allows secretly murderous April the opportunity to yank on Taylor's layered locks and ram her face straight into the glass! "VIOLENCE!" shrieks Raoul, having of course forgotten his self-serving monologue now that this episode's action's finally kicked in. We get a brief, through-the-glass shot of Taylor's forehead shattering the mirror before April hauls her antagonist's head back up in the air and slams it, jaw-first, onto the sink's porcelain where -- with a meaty THUNK! -- Taylor's mouth relieves itself of one of its teeth, along with a deep-red spurt of blood. "WANTON ACTS OF UNREPENTANT VIOLENCE AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Raoul bellows, writhing about upon his overstuffed armchair with glee, and oh, honey. It only gets better. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" For yes, after April's so successfully dislodged one of Taylor's canines, she next flings Taylor bodily to the tile and proceeds to drag her by the hair over to one of the toilets, where April forces the continually screaming Taylor's face into the bowl. "I'm. NOT. UGLY!" April howls, jamming Taylor's head into the water again and again and again before pushing it under one last time and flushing. In an unexpected -- and unexpectedly creepy -- bottom-of-the-bowl shot, strands of Taylor's hair along with a thin trail of blood get pulled towards the camera lens before Taylor starts inhaling water, and eventually, her struggling ceases. April hauls her soaked and now-dead adversary out of the john and unceremoniously dumps the limp corpse onto the floor before straightening up a bit in triumph. And as a thick stream of bitterly black demonic goo wells up in her right eye before traveling down her cheek, April unleashes one terribly final assertion -- "You're ugly!" -- before she vanishes into the METAL TEETH CHOMP!
Episode Report CardDemian: A- | 3347 USERS: B+
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