In any event, Sam quickly establishes the fact that all five people present are twenty-three-years-old, and then supposes they all also share "special abilities" that initially emerged "a little over a year ago." The two newest arrivals cagily eye Darling Sammy at this, then seem even more incredulous when Ava and Andy admit they have premonitions and mind control, respectively. Andy notes the alarm in his new companions' expressions and hastens to assure them, "Don't worry -- I don't think it works on you guys." "Oh, but get this!" he adds excitedly, hopping up onto the porch next to Jake. "I've been practicing -- training my brain, like meditation, right? -- so now, it's not just thoughts I can beam out, but images, too. Like, anything I want, just BAM! People, they see it!" Sam by this point has become supremely bored. Hee. "There's one guy I know?" Andy obliviously continues. "Total dick -- I use it on him? Gay porn. All hours of the day!" "You should see the look on his face," Andy snickers, completely stoked. Pause. The others stare at him, all, "So...you're watching gay porn all the time?" Hee. "Looks like Andy just outed himself!" Raoul titters. I told you he was jelass of Ava, didn't I? "As well he should have been!"













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