...the Erie County Jail, where a now-mournful Trucker Rick blubbers, "It's like I told the cops -- I blacked out!" Trucker Rick's casually attired in his government-issued orange jumpsuit, but the boys plus Bobby are all in suit and tie, for the LYING LIARS WHO LIE are once again masquerading as FBI agents. "Just tell us what you do remember," Dapper Sam urges, unleashing the full power of his Super-Special Puppy-Dog Eyes Of Pleading And Doom upon Trucker Rick's hapless ass, so Trucker Rick has little choice but to comply. He was on his regular route the other night, and the next thing he knew, he was waking up in the front seat of his rig back at the cannery. Not knowing how he got there, of course, he called home, and when no one answered the phone, he returned to find his entire family dead. "Anything unusual before you blacked out?" Bobby asks. Why, as a matter of fact there was!
The boys plus Bobby hop out to the jail's office, where Super-Smart Sammy fires up his mad Googling skillz to access security camera footage from the opening sequence's gas station. They quickly focus in on the moments surrounding Eve's entrance into Trucker Rick's life, and of course, the cameras managed to capture the waifish demonette's true face -- glowing eyes, ashy complexion, and all. "What the hell is that?" Dean yelps. "I've never seen that in my life," Bobby rather unhelpfully exclaims, but he does manage to offer a likely explanation: "All those vamps and ghouls out on I-80? Maybe they're coming in for Mother's Day." Dean begins to fret that they haven't the faintest idea how to kill the Mother in question, but the frantic conversation that follows is soon interrupted by a flurry of activity from the sheriff's side of the room. One of the deputies, you see, has just received an urgent phone call, and when Bobby wonders what gives, the overexcited deputy blurts, "Guy just went postal down at the cannery!" Bobby hustles to follow the deputy out the door, calling out for Our Intrepid Heroes to finish up their work at the jail, and with that, we head over to...













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