Bobby's Emporium. The gentleman of the house follows Stupid Sammy's blood trail across The Emporium's charmingly decorated lawn until it leads him to a disused barn. Bobby throws open the barn doors to find...absolutely nothing! Because Stupid Sammy's actually behind him with yet another length of pipe, with which he beats Bobby until Bobby lies unconscious in the dirt. D'OH! Stupid Sammy drags Bobby back towards the house as the camera hops back over to...

...Apparent San Francisco, where Dimwit El Deano rematerializes in the passenger seat of Drunk Scott's car, which is now tearing recklessly through the early-evening traffic as its driver takes another few very long pulls off the pint bottle he bought back at the bar. Because Dean is an idiot asshole, he attempts to talk to Drunk Scott, despite the fact that he's, you know, fucking invisible. Drunk Scott starts speeding up when the story of his wife's untimely demise comes through on the radio, and with the car now on a direct trajectory to take out a packed city bus, Dimwit El Deano rips off Death's ring and tugs hard on Drunk Scott's steering wheel. The little sedan veers away from the bus at the last second and ends up smacking into a parked Range Rover, activating the air bags that explode with such force, I'm almost convinced they end up killing Drunk Scott anyway, even though they merely seem to stun him. Dimwit El Deano's unimaginably thick skull is, of course, made of stronger stuff than Drunk Scott's, so he endures the wreck entirely conscious, and when the last of the shattered glass has tinkled to the asphalt, he examines Death's ring for a moment before grumbling, "Dammit!" and disappearing into the CHOMP!-less commercial break.

Apparent San Francisco. Immediate aftermath. Dimwit El Deano frees himself from the car and begins howling at the sky, screaming for Tessa while admitting he lost the bet. Of course, he receives no response, and it eventually occurs to him that he needs to put the fucking ring back on before Tessa can answer him. Jackass. And when he does, he finds her leaning against that ruined Range Rover, offering him tepid apologies regarding his brother -- tepid apologies he evidently has no time for, for he spins away from her to transport them both back to...