Supernatural

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Drunken Bee: B- | 923 USERS: B-
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Off With the Hardy Boys' Heads!

Outside All Purpose High. Inside the girl's bathroom, Donna bitches at KC for bringing those weird guys into her house. KC begs Donna to believe her, but Donna is dismissive: "About what? Bloody Mary?" KC keeps begging, and Donna swings toward the mirror and says, "Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary," while KC pleads for her to stop. Donna swings back toward KC and says, "See? Nothing happened." When KC expresses a cuckoo level of alarm, Donna spits, "There really is something wrong with you."

KC walks slowly down the school hallway. The soundtrack's metallic creaks and whining indicate that Horrible Long Black Hair Woman is somewhere on the screen, but the lighting is such that it takes a rewind to find her. Metal Teeth Chomp.

Chemistry lab. KC takes this appropriate moment, the one immediately after she freaked out about her friend's Bloody Mary incantation, to take out a mirror to check her make-up. And, wait. Also inappropriate? Taking out your compact in the middle of freaking chemistry lab. Feminism needs you, too, honey. As she peers into her compact, she suddenly sees inside it the reflection of Horrible Long Black Hair Woman, all bedraggled and, well, hairy, and starts royally freaking out and screaming. By the way, this chemistry lab is apparently being taught by Olivier Martinez (you know, the hunky used bookstore owner in Unfaithful. Speaking of which, my life could have turned out so much differently if my high school chemistry teacher looked like that. Maybe I wouldn't even have gone through that whole sensitive-ponytail-guy phase. Oh, who am I kidding, I came of age in the goddamned nineties, that was unavoidable.)

Supernatural

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