Supernatural

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Drunken Bee: B- | 925 USERS: B-
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Off With the Hardy Boys' Heads!

A park. Sam and Dean meet with KC, who sits on a park bench sobbing about Jill. Dean has decided that an appropriate pose for comforting an grief-stricken young woman is to perch like a beefcake on the backrest of the park bench. Niiiice. She tells them about Jill's disappeared eyes and about how she had said Bloody Mary before she died. She thinks that she's insane, but they reassure her that they too think something weird is going on. Then they tell her that to stop whatever it is, they'll need her help.KC sort of runs into her bedroom, locking it behind her, and goes straight to the window. She opens it, and we find that Sam and Dean are crouching right outside of it. It's pretty clunky choreography, but the squees are so deafening, they drown out my complaints. The boys climb in her window. Sam asks, "What did you tell Jill's mom?" which explains why KC was acting so shifty rushing into the room. KC tells them that she lied about needing some time alone with Jill's things and then says she hates lying to Jill's mom. The boys rifle through their packs to get their gadgets, and tell her to turn out the lights. What's that you say? I can't hear you because the ladies, they are screeching with delight over the possibility of being in a dark, locked room with these boys. Sam asks Dean, "Hey, night vision?" and Dean reaches over and flips a switch on Sam's weenie little camcorder. Dorks. And then: OH. MY. GOD. Sam's night vision camcorder is pointed at Dean, and Dean looks at him and waggles, "Do I look like Paris Hilton?" Now, you've seen the Paris Hilton/Rick Salomon sex tape, right? I'm probably only a 6 out of 10 on The Dr. Drew Pinsky Scale of Perversion and I've seen it, so I don't feel I'm confessing anything here. Well, ahem, um, now that I think about it, I've also seen parts of the Tom Sizemore sex tape ["YOU DID?! Daaaaaamn. My girl Bee is hardcore, people!" -- Sars], and also key parts of the Colin Farrell sex tape ("It's like breakfast, lunch, and dinner, baby, I'm not even jokin'"), and I'm sort of avidly looking forward to clearing my schedule for the Scott Stapp / Kid Rock one, so...oh, Lord, what is with my penchant for watching the utterly unerotic sex tapes of coke-fiend D-listers? Dr. Drew?

Sam does not respond to Dean's porno query, because, well, how could he? The brothers wander around the room with their gadgets. And I'm sorry, but an effing John Deere tractor would not convince me that they're anything other than a couple of queens, so their little gadgets are doing even less in that department. Sam remarks that only one of the victims summoned Bloody Mary, and wonders how she's choosing them. Sam finds something with his little gadget on the underside of the one of the mirrors in the room. He confirms with Dean that there's a black light in the trunk. Why wouldn't they have brought it with them, since they knew they were about to look around a dark room for signs of blood? Presumably, Sam or Dean clambered back out the window and out to the car to get the black light and then clambered back -- so stealthy -- because in the next shot, Sam has brought the mirror over to the bed, rips the protective paper off from the back, and goes over it with the black light. A handprint and some writing appears: "Gary Bryman?" KC says aloud. Sam asks if she knows who that is, but she quickly says no.

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