Out on the rain-slicked road, Dean blows past in a stolen sedan, dialing a number on his cell. As the phone on the other end rings, we cut over to the location in question just in time to catch Evil Possessed Action Sammy's hand as it slices a blade through the landline's outside wire. Dean hears the line go dead, immediately realizes what must have happened, and mutters a furious, "Dammit!" to himself. Back in Evil Possessed Action Sammy's neck of the woods, The Ginormotron himself stealthily slides a gun into the back waistband of his jeans while tiptoeing across the cabin's front porch to rap on the door. Bobby answers the knock. Hi, Bobby! Long time no see! Which is basically what he says to Sam before inviting the unexpected guest inside. Evil Possessed Action Sammy LIES that he was in the neighborhood, working a job, and thought he'd drop by to see how old Bobby's been holding up. As Bobby retires to the kitchen to fetch a couple of brewskis, he asks after Dean. "He's holed up somewhere," Evil Possessed Action Sammy slyly jokes, "with a girl and a twelve-pack." "She pretty?" Bobby calls out from the kitchen. Evil Possessed Action Sammy's eyes flip beetle black as he almost sneers, "You ask me, he's in way over his head." Oh, those rascally demons. So quippy with the puns! Bobby finally returns with the beers, passes one to his guest, and toasts, "To [Daddy Shut Up]." Evil Possessed Action Sammy gets all dewy-eyed and sensitive as he agrees, "To Dad." They clink and swig, and not an instant passes before Evil Possessed Action Sammy doubles over in agonizing pain with smoke pouring from his mouth. He collapses to the floor, snarling and hissing like a wounded animal while Bobby calmly takes another pull on his bottle before gazing down with disgust at the thing on his carpet. "What'd you do?" Evil Possessed Action Sammy chokes and gags, spitting repeatedly on the floor while smoke still pours from his mouth. "Little holy water in the beer," Bobby shrugs. "Sam never would have noticed, but then, you're not Sam, are ya?" "Don't try to con a con man," he concludes, menace loaded into each word as he bends down to beat Evil Possessed Action Sammy into unconsciousness with one fist. Bobby's a fucking badass, yo.
Episode Report CardDemian: A | 1133 USERS: B-
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