"You said it once yourself -- I gotta face up to who I am," Sam continues, and I don't remember Dean saying that, but then again, I never really cared about the particulars of this subplot, so whatever. Dean howls out something to the contrary, and Sam finally rises from the bed to stalk to Dean's side, where The Ginormotron positively looms over Li'l Stumpy as the boys really start tearing into each other, what with Sam reminding Dean of the latter's promise to both Daddy Shut Up and Sam himself that Dean would off Darling Sammy at the first sign of demonic nastiness, and Dean just jamming his fingers in his ears, going, "La-la-la-la-la-la-LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!" Sam finally gets real quiet and reaches down into Dean's Big Bag O' Destruction to retrieve an automatic, which he pushes into Dean's chest with, "I don't want to hurt anybody else. I don't want to hurt you." "You can fight this," Dean insists, refusing to take the weapon. "I can't," Emo Action Sammy shakes his head, tearing up a little bit. "Not forever." "Here," he says, slapping the pistol into Dean's hand, "you gotta do it." Then, for effect, he whimpers a little bit. There's a moment wherein they just stare each other down until Dean breaks the silence with, "I can't. I'd rather die." With that, he tosses the automatic back onto the pile of weapons on the bed and stalks around The Ginormotron to stare at the curtains. "No," Sam states, very quietly, picking the gun back up, "you'll live." Dean turns back around at that with a puzzled expression on his face. Sam spins to face him, and with his voice strengthening and deepening a bit, amends his earlier statement with, "You'll live to regret this." POW! Evil Action Sammy slams the gun's butt into Dean's head with a wicked backhand, and the shot shifts into slow motion as Dean crashes, unconscious, to the motel room's scummy carpet. "HOORAY!" shrieks Raoul. "RANDOM ACTS OF WANTON VIOLENCE! Eeeeeeeeeeeee!" As the ominous strings start thrumming on the soundtrack, the camera shifts to a low-angle of the room with dead-to-the-world Dean in the blurry foreground of the shot as Evil Action Sammy takes all of three gigantic steps to reach the door and vanish into the hallway. And as he slams the door behind him, the METAL TEETH CHOMP! devours the brother Evil Action Sammy's left behind.
Episode Report CardDemian: A | 1131 USERS: B-
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