Metallicar grumbles onto the screen as a cover of Big Bill Broonzy's "Key To The Highway" plays on the radio within, AND I DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE GODDAMNED ANGST ANYMORE. Good thing I have this excellent song to listen to instead of Our Intrepid Heroes' dreary dialogue regarding Daddy Shut Up's legacy. Sam ends it all by asking Dean a question regarding the latter's true motives with The Little Queen Of Boobs that Dean wishes not to answer, so Dean abruptly flicks the radio over to some faux mullet rock, and Metallicar growls off down the road into...

...Crackle, Crackle SOON! "This is novel," Raoul remarks with surprise. Yes, Raoul, it is. Novel and ten completely different kinds of spectacular. Apparently disenchanted with The CW's meager efforts at promoting upcoming installments (and no, I don't know that for a fact, so don't send e-mails demanding my source), The Kripkeeper's concocted this minute-long sequence of highlights from the next two episodes set to Nazareth's "Hair Of The Dog" (which: Funny!), and if "Croatoan" is half as good as this mini-music video makes it seem, what with Dean blowing away infected zombie people and snipers taking aim at Our Intrepid Heroes' heads and Action Sammy crashing through windows and gun battles and Metallicar spinning donuts and oh, my awesome! It just keeps getting better, with maidens protesting innocence while staring down the barrels of rifles and Action Sammy getting infected with zombie viruses and bloodstained Acuras abandoned at the side of the road and more of The Ceiling Demon's special mommy-free children and research! And explosions! And Daddy Shut Up's Annoying Secret! Revealed! Finally! And did I start out with a point I was trying to make? Who cares?! This episode is going to kick ass. See you in two weeks.