Hammonton Hospital Of Horrors, and wow. They expect me to care about Our Intrepid Heroes while all this other crap is flying around tonight? Forget it. Let's get through this quickly, then, shall we? One of Soon-To-Be-Dead Bobby's doctors offers the boys a tiny bit of good news along with a tremendous amount of the bad sort. On the good side, "the bullet didn't shatter," and "only one hemisphere of [Bobby's] brain was injured." On the bad side, nearly no one survives a bullet in the head, so Bobby's basically fucked. Then, to add insult to angst, a hospital administrator pulls Dean aside to inquire as to Soon-To-Be-Dead Bobby's wishes regarding organ donation. Naturally, Dean explodes at the very idea of turning the irascible old hairball into an organ farm and, after verbally chewing the hapless administrator a new one, he executes a perfectly turned Dean Winchester Patented Bow-Legged Clompy-Stomp Of Great Vengeance And Furious Anger out to the parking lot, where he finds the ubiquitous Mr. Roman chilling in the latter's chauffeured car. Several nosy bystanders immediately whip out their smartphones to record the ensuing confrontation, which of course doesn't amount to much, because the good Mr. Roman's not stupid enough to rise to the adorable little rage monkey's bait. And I think that's about it for all that. Thank God.
Meanwhile, back in The Comatoseland Emporium, Bullet-Brained Bobby and Rufus natter away about stopping Bobby's Reaper, but the importance of their rushed conversation pales in comparison to what's happening around them: One by one, Bobby's photographs and books are erasing themselves. Rufus quite naturally doesn't notice this, and obstinate Bobby seems determined to ignore it, but it's happening nevertheless, and even though it's a direct rip-off of that movie I mentioned earlier, I have to admit that it's still a nice touch. In any event, Bullet-Brained Bobby eventually clues Rufus in on the fact that Our Intrepid Heroes have discovered numerous ways to stay The Reapers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds and, after Rufus agrees to "work some mojo," we head...













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