Supernatural
Supernatural

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...The Emporium's spacious and tastefully appointed parlor, where he finds Our Imaginary Heroes squabbling over the relative merits of Chuck Norris and Jet Li. Bobby wisely chooses to ignore that bit of abject bullshit completely, and instead charges over towards The Emporium's kitchen, where he practically runs right into the red-haired matronly type who's now setting the table for supper. The woman pauses long enough to give Bobby the eye, and she immediately lights into him with an urgently whispered, "You're filthy! God, what is wrong with you? It's like you want him to get mad!" So, more Daddy Issues from this godforsaken show. Joy. Just lovely. Fortunately, we don't have to deal with them right now, because Bobby's decided to slam shut those sliding kitchen doors of his to...

...rejoin Rufus in the church's crypt. Perhaps significantly, he's in his regular clothes this time around, while Rufus is still modeling that stylish exterminator's outfit. In any event, Rufus speed-talks his way through a few more particulars of the case they're working -- it's a pissed-off ghost, so they need to desecrate her grave, pronto -- and he continues to ignore Bobby's increasingly frantic pleas for help in favor of taking a sledgehammer to the mausoleum nameplate dedicated to the late "Lara Coggins." And as that sledgehammer connects, it knocks all of us right into...

...the real world, where a harried team of doctors is now ramming Bobby's soon-to-be corpse through the emergency room's swinging doors at The Hammonton Regional Trauma Center. Naturally, a fretful-looking Sam and Dean wring their hands impotently on the sidelines until an orderly hustles them out into the hall, and medical babbling ensues for a very lengthy period of time before we finally...

...reenter Bullet-Brained Bobby's head. Rufus has pried open Dead Lara's coffin just in time for the ghoulish-looking specter of Dead Lara herself to come screaming in from the sidelines and plunge a vaporous fist into Bobby's chest, whereupon she commences to squeeze away at Bullet-Brained Bobby's heart while...

Supernatural

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