Still later, beneath a ridiculously photogenic overpass, Dean parks the car, and the two disembark for a quiet celebratory breakfast of bacon double cheeseburgers atop Metallicar's hood. Mmmm. Bacon double cheeseburgers. Unfortunately, recent events have conspired to rob Dean of his appetite, and so Sam and the audience are forced to sit silently by while Dean beats himself up again, for the second time in as many episodes, over torturing other souls down in Hell, only this time, he actually admits to liking it a little -- the torture, not the self-flagellation, though I'm beginning to suspect he's inordinately fond of the latter, as well. And...that's it? Yeah, that's it. Well, except for the part where Jensen Ackles's line reading of "I liked it!" makes him sound exactly like Piper Laurie in Carrie, and now I want to hear him do the entire "I smelled the whiskey on his breath, and he took me! He took me with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath and I liked it! I liked it with all that dirty touching of his hands all over me! I should've given you to God when you were born, but I was weak and backsliding, and now the devil has come home!" mini-monologue, but because that would make me happy, it's never going to happen, and so I must remain as sad as Raoul. Sigh. "Have a cocktail! I feel better already!" Thanks, friend of friends. I believe I shall. "Bye-bye, boring episode! [Hic!]"
Next week's installment is entitled "Criss Angel Is A Douche Bag," and I think that's all anyone needs to know about it at this point, because if the episode itself is merely half as awesome as its title, it's certain to be one of the best of the season. See you next week!
Demian thinks you'd better tweeze that before people start wondering if you're a cellar-dwelling inbred hillbilly mutant bitch freak, too. Raoul, however, actually prefers the natural look in many instances, and thinks you're perfectly fine the way you are. You may reach the former at email@example.com. The latter is an imaginary gay dragon on the Internet.