Fortunately -- or unfortunately, as the case may be -- Undead Zombie Grandpa arrives at this moment with Parker Lewis and some soon-to-be-dead mouthbreather to drag Our Soulless And/Or Dreary Morons out into the hall, where they divest Soulless Sammy and Dreary El Deano of their weapons. Dreary El Deano attempts to chide Undead Zombie Grandpa for the latter's rank stupidity, but Undead Zombie Grandpa yells something about...something, I suppose, and at some point the soon-to-be-dead mouthbreather returns to the primary torture chamber to stand all slack-jawed in the center of the room, and then Soulless Sammy and Dreary El Deano try to overpower Undead Zombie Grandpa and Parker Lewis, and they would have succeeded were it not for the suddenly appearing Girl Campbell, who cocks her sawed-off shotgun in a manner so menacing, Our Soulless And/Or Dreary Morons have little choice to back down.
Meanwhile, back in the primary torture chamber, the soon-to-be-dead mouthbreather mouthbreathes his last when The Alpha Vampire saws the rest of the way through his wrist straps and escapes the cage to rip the mouthbreather's head off. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOORE?!" No, because he rips the mouthbreather's head off off-screen. "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!"
Out in the hall, Our Soulless And/Or Dreary Morons plus the various budget-sucking Campbells hear the mouthbreather's strangled cries and quickly leap into action, but by the time they reach the primary torture chamber, The Alpha Vampire's long since flown into this evening's next METAL TEETH CHOMP!