ANY-way, Sam's made it all the way through Suicide Rebecca's diary, and here's the dirt: Her father -- the inbred old coot who got whacked in the pre-credits sequence, just in case you've forgotten about him after all of this crap -- pulled a Fritzl on the poor girl when she was in her late teens, and she quite understandably chose to off herself rather than remain in that attic, getting raped repeatedly by the monster keeping her there for the rest of her life. Unfortunately, she chose to off herself after she'd given birth to Bristol (and Bristol's apparent twin brother Levi, whom the brothers have yet to meet, but whom the brothers will deal with soon enough), so the disgusting and now most thankfully defunct Pa Gibson got a chance to...well, you know the rest, and it's not important, because what is important is that Sam gets all judgy while Dean actually defends the twin inbred mutant freaks from the basement because, you know, he's been to Hell and Sam hasn't so Sam could never possibly know what it's like, and I am perilously close to spending far more brain effort attacking this stupid line of reasoning than this stupid line of reasoning deserves, so next!

Sigh. Okay, this next bit could have been creepy as all hell had they not chosen to present it to the audience as if it had been filmed through those green-tinted night-vision lenses (which it hadn't, and we know it hadn't because their eyes aren't glowing), because all you end up wondering during the whole sequence is, "Who the hell is down in that fucking basement filming Bristol and Special Needs with a goddamned night-vision camera? Is it Levi? Where would Levi get a goddamned night-vision camera? How would Levi even know how to work a goddamned night-vision camera? Why would Levi even need a night-vision camera in the first place? Can't his freakish inbred mutant eyes see as well in the dark as Bristol's? Oh, God, maybe it's those fucking Ghostfacers! It is, isn't it? Those fucking douchebag homophobes are back, and for whatever stupid, contrived reason The Kripkeeper came up with, Bristol and Levi agreed not to eat them, and instead have granted them access to their swinging inbred mutant freak basement abattoir so those fucking douchebag homophobe Ghostfacers can film Bristol and Levi torturing random special-needs adolescents through green-tinted night-vision lenses! Crap!" And by the time you've worked your way through all of that, you've totally missed Bristol eating a live rat. And when you totally miss Bristol eating a live rat, Raoul is sad, and nobody like a sad Raoul. "[Sob!] It's true!"