And now that Raoul's descended into a righteous snit, where the hell was I? Oh, yes: Lieutenant Hottie opens the basement door, and as he steps aside to grant entrance to Our Intrepid Heroes plus Ellen, the camera glides past to take in the other refugees: A priest, a thirtysomething blonde, a lady of color, a flannel-swaddled schlub, a pair of expecting newlyweds, a trucker, Jasper Beardley, and Titus Welliver, and as Titus Welliver is the only actor amongst the lot of them that I recognize, he is immediately suspect as far as this evening's events are concerned until proven otherwise. (Spoiler: It's never proven otherwise.) Brief introductions are made, and Lieutenant Hottie opens his mouth to speak, and I am once again rendered preverbal, so let's join Titus Welliver as he describes the absolute worst day of his life, shall we? "My wife's eyes turned black -- she came at me with a brick. Kinda makes you embrace the paranormal." I'll bet. By the way, Titus Welliver's sporting his wedding band on the wrong hand. Just thought you should know.
Episode Report CardDemian: B- | 1559 USERS: B
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