...back to their suite. "Holy crap!" Dean shouts. "Tell me about it," Sam shudders, "and by the way? The next time I say, 'Let's keep driving,' let's keep driving!" Heh. The two consider their options -- of which there are none -- until Gabriel finally materializes on the suite's sofa, and he and Dean rather predictably snarl and snipe at each other for a very lengthy period of time until Sam at long last decides he's had enough of their pointless bickering and steps forward to demand of Gabriel, "Do they have a chance against Satan?" "Really?" Dean snaps, viewing this as a betrayal for whatever stupid reason. "You got a better idea?" Sam snaps back, and because Dean of course doesn't, Sam's free to stare Gabriel down until the angel deigns to answer his question. "It's a bad idea," Gabriel emphasizes. "Lucifer's gonna turn them into fingerpaint." "Whee! [Slurp!]" "So let's get going while the going's good," Gabriel continues, ignoring the increasingly inebriated imaginary gay dragon on the Internet. "Great!" Dean readily agrees. "Just zap us out of here, then!" "Would if I could," Gabriel replies, "but Kali's got you by the short and curlies." Ew. "Dirty!" That, too. "[Slurp!]" Gabriel explains what the audience already knows (I think) about those vials Mercury so sneakily procured for Kali, but fortunately, he's got a strategy to bust Sam and Dean out: Since he and Kali used to be an item back in the day, he intends to rekindle their old romance in order to swipe back the boys' blood, thereby breaking whatever hold Kali has on them. "We're taking the hors d'oeuvres in the freezer with us," Dean vows. "Forget it!" Gabriel immediately replies. "It's gonna be hard enough sneaking you mooks out of here." Dean doesn't take too kindly to that, and threatens to reveal Gabriel's true identity to "The Legion Of Doom" if Gabriel doesn't go along with Dean's plan. "I'll take your voices away," Gabriel sneers. "We'll write it down," Dean counters. "I'll cut off your hands!" "Well, then, people are gonna be asking, 'Why you guys running around with no hands?'" Heh. Gabriel thinks that one over for a bit, then decides to concede. "Fine!"
Episode Report CardDemian: C | 1920 USERS: B-
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