And when he had opened the final scene, I heard Rick Bota say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a Green Pinto; and he that sat in it had Snot running freely from His Nose; and the Pinto did park, and he that had Snot running freely from His Nose did enter a Store of Convenience, purport in search of NyQuil Cold & Flu Relief LiquiCaps, but verily to spread Mucus across a Wide Variety of Other Products, the better to render his Plague upon the Unsuspecting Multitude. And when he did cover Every Available Surface, returneth he to the Green Pinto and embarketh; and as he who was called Pestilence went forth to conquer elsewhere, a sadistic smile did crease his Sallow Cheeks; and yea, the final scene was fucking disgusting.
Demian is going to bed. Raoul is still blotto. "WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" You may reach the former at email@example.com. The latter is an imaginary gay dragon still under house arrest on the Internet.
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