Supernatural
Supernatural

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Demian: B+ | 1028 USERS: B
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Morgue. Bobby pokes around inside the late Ms. Hackett's torso and mutters disgustedly to himself, "It's like a frigging doggie bag in here." "Can I help you?" the just-arriving Doctor Gaines politely inquires. "You can maybe still help this hospital!" the quick-thinking Bobby barks, flashing a fake FBI badge as he hoists the late Ms. Hackett's paperwork into the air and demands, "Who's responsible for this bit of sloppy documentation?" "I know you," the good doctor realizes, advancing upon him. "We saw you," the good doctor smiles, "through the angel's eyes." Bobby snatches up a mallet and whacks the good doctor upside the head, sending the good doctor reeling. "VIOLENCE!" Unfortunately, the good doctor quickly recovers. "Rats!" Even more unfortunately, the good doctor unhinges his lower jaw to unleash a torrent of shitty, shitty CGI into the world. "Woe!" Yep, The Leviathans' true form apparently includes a mouthful of crappy computer-generated fangs encircling a crappy computer-generated snake's tongue, so Bobby has little choice but to blow a round of buckshot into the guy's chest in a desperate attempt to make it all go away. Fortunately, it works, and the good doctor shuts his embarrassing trap to concentrate on expelling Bobby's buckshot from the sucking, oozing hole he's now sporting on his torso. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Bobby, understanding exactly how grievously outclassed he is in this current battle, cuts his losses and flees.

Meanwhile, Real Dean's tracked Sam to the latter's current location, and he arrives at the warehouse just in time to kick-start some serious psychodrama between himself and the voices yammering away deep inside his batshit brother's insane head. And when Lucifer tosses off an especially snide remark from his side of the room, Crazy Sam frantically squeezes off a round that elicits this scene's one funny line: "This discussion does not require a weapons discharge!" Real Dean howls. Hee. Eventually, Our Intrepid Heroes settle down to chat at each other -- AGAIN, SOME MORE -- and just when I think Dean's going to save Sam through some Power Of Brotherly Love bullshit, he grabs Sam's sliced-up paw and jams his thumb into the wound. The searing shock of pain temporarily overrides Crazy Sam's ongoing hallucination, and Lucifer buzzes and blinks and flickers in and out before reforming to taunt at Crazy Sam some more. Crazy Sam realizes his brother's on to something, and he pulls back his sliced-up mitt to jam his own thumb into the wound, this time with such force that blood starts seeping out through the gauze. The Lucifer hallucination puts up a valiant fight, but it eventually flickers out for good. "Hmph!" pouts Raoul. "I liked him!" Not to worry, my faithful recapping companion -- I'm sure he'll be back. "Really?!" Really. "Hooray!"

Supernatural

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