Emporium. Dean returns from the outside world with an armload of groceries just in time to receive word via Sam, via the Internet of the recent dastardly goings-on in the Stockville High locker room. As Bobby's busy "running the hub," and as Sam himself is "5150'd," it falls to Dean to investigate this one on his own.
Stockville. We arrive to find that the bored little nightmare of a preadolescent horror sullenly propelling herself back and forth on a playground swing, and... "EEEEEEEP!" Sigh. Anyway, that nondescript middle-aged gent from earlier walks up and observes, "You got yourself an awfully small body." "Too small," the bored little nightmare of a preadolescent horror sulks. "She didn't know anything!" The nondescript middle-aged gent takes a seat on the next swing over and exposits that his host, "Edgar," worked on a demolitions crew. "Watching things blow up is apparently very satisfying," Leviathan Edgar notes. I'll say. For her part, the bored little nightmare of a preadolescent horror reveals that "Annie" "knew where babies came from." "Disgusting," Leviathan Annie grimaces before announcing she's hungry. "We all are," she adds, finally turning to scowl at Levedgar. "'Levedgar'!?" I thought you were paralytic with fear, houseguest, and besides, you know what the hell I mean. "Yes, of course! But 'Levedgar'?!" Okay, fine: I'll keep typing "Leviathan" over and over and over again until I'm ready to throttle every last idiot responsible for this goddamned mess. Happy? "EEEEEEEP!" God, I really hate you sometimes, Raoul.
ANY-way, where the hell was I? Oh, yeah: Leviathan Annie announces that she and her as-yet-unspecified fellows are hungry. "Yes, about that..." Leviathan Edgar begins, the disapproval clear in the tone of his voice. Leviathan Annie turns her head away from him in a fit of pique and pouts, "I'm sorry!" "'Sorry'?" Leviathan Edgar chides. "They ate the swim team!" Hee. "For God's sake," Leviathan Edgar continues, annoyed, "it made the papers." He wants her to get control of the situation, and he wants her to get control of the situation now, thank you very much, because Leviathan Edgar doesn't like bringing "The Boss" bad news. Leviathan Annie suddenly remembers the lesson she learned from those funny little people who live in the television set, and she asks Leviathan Edgar for his help. DUN!