...another boring montage of office life! Memos Xerox, forms print, pencils sharpen, and over in his cubicle, Sam Wesson falls into a post-lunch food coma. Yep, yawning hugely, The Ginormogeek rests his freakish Cro-Magnon skull against his fist, closes his eyes, and gets...

...flung into an absolutely fantastic montage of seasons past! The instant he dozes off, Sam Wesson sees himself fending off the demonically enhanced residents of Monument, Colorado with the barrel of a sawed-off shotgun before he shoots Jared Padalecki's erstwhile fiancée in the face, and before he knows it, he and that nasty little bag of dicks from the elevator are double-blasting some striga in Fitchbu(e)rg, right before he himself rips an iron bar like a baseball bat through a Hell-sent beastie's childlike form, and then? The elevator midget drives a steel logging stake through a vampire's chest and proceeds to slice off the vampire's head with an industrial-sized chainsaw! "VIOLENCE!" roars Raoul, quickly rousing himself from his earlier snit now that we're finally getting some more of the good stuff on the screen. "WANTON ACTS OF UNREPENTANT VIOLENCE AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Are you happy now? "Indeed!" Raoul gasps, panting for breath, a perfectly honed paw resting against his heaving chest. "But why did you not warn me?! [Wheeze!] Why did you allow me to become so churlish!?" Well, I figured -- given the fact that you passed out dead from all the excitement the first time this episode aired -- that you'd forgotten all the lovely bits that led up to the elevator scene you've been so peevishly demanding I reach, and I figured I'd surprise you. It's like you've never seen any of this before, am I right? "Oh, you dear little man! Absolutely! I can't wait to see what happens next!" All in good time, my scaly friend. All in good time.