At the cemetery, Justin and his fellow bakers are partying in a mausoleum. One kid wanders by and says, "Dude, I'm tripping balls." Is that just slang for a hallucinogenic trip? If not, do I want to know? Will I need brain bleach if I find out? They hear a noise, and Justin shushes everyone, thinking it's the cops. Sam Hain walks down the stairs into the crypt, still wearing Don's meatsuit, and his blood-soaked shirt. Justin says, "Mr. Harding? I mean... Don?" Sam Hain shuts the gate, locks the kids inside the chamber they were partying in, and walks away. Justin tries to open the gates and can't, so he calls out to Don that he locked them in. None of the other kids seem to be paying attention. Maybe they're all tripping balls. The... er... I'm not up on my mausoleum terminology. You've all been in one, or seen pictures or movies, yes? The corpses are all buried inside these stone drawers which are built into the wall. Yeah, well those drawers start to rattle. Then the doors start blowing off. A corpse, which I guess I should now call a zombie, grabs Justin by the ankles and pulls him inside the drawer. Massive amounts of blood spurt everywhere. It's so... gory. I just realized that Raoul hasn't called me once, this episode. What's up with that? The kids start panicking for real. En masse, they approach the gates and try to shake them free. I'm thinking there are enough of them that they ought to be able to get out, but it doesn't matter. Sam and Dean are here to save the day. Sam tells Dean to save them. Dean argues that Sam's not going off on his own. Sam ignores him and just says, "Do it!"
Dean orders the kids to stand back, and shoots open the lock. With the gates open, he bellows at the kids to get out, which they do, screaming all the while. The drawers continue to rattle, and pop open. A zombie tumbles out of one, then another, then another, then another. You get the picture? Dean raises his unidentifiable weapon of zombie annihilation (UWZA "you-za") and says, "Bring it on, Stinky." Hee! Sam walks down a long corridor and sees Sam Hain (who will be "the demon" for the rest of this, so I don't mix up my Sams) standing in front of a stained glass window. The demon turns, stretches out his Super-Special Death-Ray Hand towards Ginormatron, and tries to white light him to death, but we're not even worried, because that never works on Sammy. Oh, which Sam then explains. So there. Jinx! The demon charges at Sam who wallops him right in the sister-kisser. And? They fight. Yeah, that's all the description you're getting. Look, I could pull fight moves out of my ass, but I wouldn't know what I was talking about, and you'd be able to tell. I'll never fake it with you, baby. Now the demon has Sam by the neck and is pinning him up against the wall. They love to do that, don't they? I'd think it would be an inconvenient move to use on Sam. He's too tall.












