When Dean returns to room 126 of the Moonlight Motel, he and Sam discuss how Teen Temptress Tracy lied about not knowing Luke Wallace, even though she's the family's babysitter. Sam notes she's got an interesting look for a centuries old witch. Dean says, "Yeah, well if you were a 600 year old hag, and you could pick any costume to come back in, wouldn't you go for a hot cheerleader?" Sam mulls it over. Dean's lost in thought as he says, "I would." Sam's starting to wonder if all those stories he's read about Dean on the internet are true and cries, "I don't want to be mpreg with my own brother's child!" Or maybe he just keeps raising his eyebrow in Dean's direction, but not in a way that will get him knocked up. Dean's still fantasizing. Sam decides to move the conversation along. Tracy's not as wholesome as she looks. She got into a violent disagreement with a teacher and got suspended from school. Which is where we're going next...
Dean walks through the local high school, which is decorated for Halloween. There are some great, scary papier-mâché masks hanging in the art room. Dean focuses on one and seems to have a flashback to Hell. We hear a snippet of chilling screams, silence, then another snippet. He continues to stare at the mask. Sam walks up behind him and laughs. "Bring back memories?" Are you kidding me? I don't know who will get angrier at that -- Sam Girls or Dean Girls. Dean deadpans: "What do you mean?" Sam says, "Being a teenager -- all that angst." Oh thank goodness. I was bracing to read a full-scale freak-out on the boards. Dean exhales. "Oh." Sam's puzzled. "What did you think I meant?" Dean, being a LYING LIAR WHO LIES lies: "Nothing."
As Dean watches a student struggling to place an outsized clay sculpture in the kiln, art teacher Don Harding introduces himself, says, "Call me Don," and notes that even his students call him Don. Oh, he's one of those. Ugh. With his long, probably once lanky frame, and his floppy hair, I like to think Call Me Don's mostly there to serve as an object look to Sam -- namely -- don't let yourself go, Sammy. Posing as Agents Geddy and Lee, they tell him they have a few questions about Teen Temptress Tracy, whose last name is Davis. Call Me Don says she's bright and talented, and that it was a shame she got suspended. Her drawings were kind of creepy and evil. You know -- like calling a high school teacher by his first name. She'd cover pages with bizarre cryptic symbols, and her drawings were detailed sketches of gory, primitive killings -- and she'd put herself right in the middle of them -- participating. When he tried to "rap" with her, she exploded, and would have clawed his eyes out, if the Principal hadn't happened by. Call Me Don, did you by chance use the term rap? I'm just saying. Sam asks about the symbols and shows him the Celtic coin from the first hex bag. Call Me Don thinks that looks like the kind of stuff she used to draw. He also reveals that Teen Temptress Tracy is an emancipated teen temptress, who has her own apartment. Thank goodness Dean doesn't make a sexy face about that.












