Back at La Casa Del Photoshopping TrĂ¡gico Y La Hermana Pfeiffer Sin Talento, Our Intrepid Heroes plus their secretly evil half-brother slip beneath the police tape to enter the kitchen. As Sam settles in at the table to tend to his wounded ankles, Dean orders Adam upstairs to collect his things, for the boys -- realizing the beastie's targeting everyone involved in the 1990 case along with their offspring -- intend to skip town with Adam, pronto, drop the kid off at Bobby's Emporium deep within the lush coastal rainforests of central South Dakota, then return to Windom to finish off the beastie themselves. Well, Dean intends all of those things, at least. Sam's still of the opinion they should include Adam in all aspects of their current gallivanting adventure, specifically by deploying Adam as bait. Oh, sneaky, secretly evil Sam. How you've grown over the years. "In many more ways than one, if you gather my meaning!" Raoul! You filthy dragon. "Hee!" In any event, Sam and Dean's reasonably quiet conversation quickly deteriorates into yet another screamy, hair-pulling bitchfight between the two of them until Secretly Evil Adam slinks in unnoticed from the stairwell to announce, "I'll do it." And then?
TRAINING MONTAGE! Well, it's just a training scene, actually, but I'm of the opinion that what this episode really needed was a full-blown training montage, specifically one set to "You're The Best," which is probably the exact reason why I should never, ever write for TV. In any event, Darling Sammy teaches Secretly Evil Adam how to fire an automatic while The Manful Ducky Lips brood manfully alone, off to one manful side of the action before we head back to...









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