Meanwhile, back at La Casa Del Crap, Crazy Sammy's batshit Adam-As-Bait plan continues apace, with the two secretly evil Winchesters laying down lines of salt and boarding up all extraneous points of entry to the room in which they've barricaded themselves until only one unsecured heating vent remains. And then they wait. And wait. And wait and wait and wait and wait until... "Adam!" cries Michelle Pfeiffer's less-talented younger sister from below. The littlest evil Winchester races down the stairs to find Mother Milligan -- or is she? -- standing by the kitchen table, and immediately races over for an embrace. Crazy Sammy, meanwhile, approaches far more cautiously through the downstairs hall, sawed-off shotgun aimed squarely at "Mother" "Milligan's" "head" while screaming, "SHE'S NOT YOUR MOTHER!"
Underground Chamber Of Super-Smart Morons. Dean slams his full body against an unyielding door for a very lengthy period of time until, like the super-smart person he actually is, he decides to look for a different exit in one of the coffins. Hey, don't ask me. I just recap this shit. Of course, when he lifts the lid, he finds little more than..."GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Enjoying ourselves, are we? "Oh, we are! Most sincerely!" I'm so happy one of us is having fun. In any event, aside from the...
The hell? I said, "Aside from the..."