Supernatural

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Demian: B | 5 USERS: B+
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Moron.

Meanwhile, back at La Casa Del Crap, Crazy Sammy's batshit Adam-As-Bait plan continues apace, with the two secretly evil Winchesters laying down lines of salt and boarding up all extraneous points of entry to the room in which they've barricaded themselves until only one unsecured heating vent remains. And then they wait. And wait. And wait and wait and wait and wait until... "Adam!" cries Michelle Pfeiffer's less-talented younger sister from below. The littlest evil Winchester races down the stairs to find Mother Milligan -- or is she? -- standing by the kitchen table, and immediately races over for an embrace. Crazy Sammy, meanwhile, approaches far more cautiously through the downstairs hall, sawed-off shotgun aimed squarely at "Mother" "Milligan's" "head" while screaming, "SHE'S NOT YOUR MOTHER!"

Underground Chamber Of Super-Smart Morons. Dean slams his full body against an unyielding door for a very lengthy period of time until, like the super-smart person he actually is, he decides to look for a different exit in one of the coffins. Hey, don't ask me. I just recap this shit. Of course, when he lifts the lid, he finds little more than..."GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Enjoying ourselves, are we? "Oh, we are! Most sincerely!" I'm so happy one of us is having fun. In any event, aside from the...

"...!"

The hell? I said, "Aside from the..."

"...!"

Raoul! "Yes?!" I'm giving you your cue, you dizzy little lizard. "Ooops!" Rrrrgh.

So, ANY-way, aside from the... "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" ...there's little else inside the coffin. Well, except for the rapidly decaying corpse of Mother Milligan, of course! DUN!

La Casa Del Crap. The already-tense situation rapidly escalates into one of mad panic on all sides as "Mother" "Milligan" pleads with her "son" to believe her and Crazy Sammy hisses, "Get away from her!" from the other end of the room and Secretly Evil Adam waffles and vacillates between the two until Adam snatches the sawed-off shotgun from Crazy Sammy's hands and starts flailing around with the thing until Crazy Sammy bays, "SHOOT IT IT'S NOT HUMAN!" And then? Why, only the most awesome moment of the entire episode when first it aired: The frightened, frantic expression on Adam's face melts into a smirk of conspiratorial glee, and he lightly admits, "I know," right before bashing Sam's face with the butt of the gun!" "VIOLENCE!" shrieks Raoul, in such a tizzy at this point that he's forgotten for whom he's meant to be rooting. "WANTON ACTS OF UNREPENTANT VIOLENCE AND EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" And as Raoul collapses into a temporary faint upon his overstuffed armchair, Openly Evil Adam smiles sideways at his "mother." Dun-dun-DUN!

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