Darling Demonic Sammy checks the waitress's neck for a pulse and seems genuinely disappointed when he doesn't find one, but that's not important right now because emerging from the back of the diner at this very moment is...that Chrissssty chick? Buh? Oh, doy -- it's actually Ruby, in a brand-new host body! DUzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Long story short, Ruby insists -- nay, asserts, avers, avows, and affirms -- that nothing in Hell could resurrect Dean back to full and fully functional human form. Nothing! Got that? Good, 'cause we gotta jump over to...

...The Most Excellent Sequence Of A Most Excellent Season Premiere. While Sam was so busy being devious and demonic, Bobby and Dean spent the evening spray-painting "traps and talismans from every faith on the globe" around the interior of what I hope is an abandoned barn on the outskirts of town. I mean, if some poor sucker's still using the damn place, that guy is going to be pissed when he sees what they've done to it in the morning. Bobby voices a few more reservations regarding the summoning ritual they're about to perform, but Dean's not having it, and he sends Bobby over to a low table, where Bobby pinches some magical dust into a bowl. The bowl quite agreeably begins to smoke, so Bobby starts in with the heavy-duty Latination and...