...Bendy Lisa and The Brat, too. The camera finds them sitting on the floor in a basement storeroom, lashed to a single steel support pillar and guarded over by three more of Crowley's minions. Presently, forest noises reach the storeroom from some antechamber above, so one of the minions mounts the rickety staircase to investigate. More forest noises reach the storeroom shortly after the first minion's exit, so the remaining two minions mount the rickety staircase to investigate. Are we having fun yet? "I certainly am! [Slurp!]" Don't taunt me with your flagons, Raoul. "Hee!" In any event, even more forest noises reach the storeroom shortly after the remaining two minions' exit, and long story short, Delirious El Deano sporks those last two guys with The Knife That Can Kill Anything Except When It Usually Can't, after which he hurls their rapidly cooling corpses through the basement door so they might smash twelve or so feet to the floor in a cascade of photogenic splinters. You know, just because. Dean quickly frees Bendy Lisa and The Brat from their pillar, but there's one tiny little issue that anyone who's ever watched this show before could have seen coming from miles and miles and miles away: Bendy Lisa's actually been possessed, and her demonically enhanced self snatches The Brat up by his throat while swiping The Knife from Dean's hand. D'OH! Demonically Enhanced Bendy Lisa lets her eyes flip beetle-black just in time to have them gobbled up by the METAL TEETH CHOMP!
Warehouse Basement. Immediate aftermath. Demonically Enhanced Bendy Lisa sneers and snarls and says hateful things about Dean and The Brat, and while Cindy Sampson's certainly having a ball with all of this, we still have more than an hour to go in tonight's doubleheader, so let's cut to the chase, shall we? "Okay!" Oh, wait a minute -- I can't let this particularly juicy insult she hurls at Dean pass by without transcribing it: Right after Demonically Enhanced Bendy Lisa claims that Regular Bendy Lisa's biggest mistake was not aborting The Brat when she had the chance, Dean growls, "It's not your mom, Ben -- she's lying!" Demonically Enhanced Bendy Lisa's response? "Says the C-minus lay with ten miles of Daddy Issues! Whatever gets you through the night, Tiny Tim!" HA! "Mercy me! Did that exceptionally tan young lady just impugn that charming little bandy-legged boy's character?!" In a manner of speaking, sure. "Saucy! [Slurp!]"













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