...Dean to meet the rest of the coven. They pass by a couple of lunkhead enforcer-types who glower at them because, as Robbie explains, "They're jealous -- the recruiters get to bang all the chicks." Dean's all, "The who in the what, now?" but Robbie handwaves that Boris'll fill Dean in on all the pertinent details after he's done with Kristen, who's currently deploying some of her hideous poetry to entice yet another dreary Limestone lass to The Black Rose for the coven's eighth abduction this week. While he's waiting, Dean warily eyes his surroundings, which feature several more enforcers lurking around the balcony above the main bank floor while the coven's recent inductees -- young women all, naturally -- languish in the disused teller cages, which have been repurposed as cells. And when Kristen is done, Boris sends her off for a couple of blood bags of her own before rising to greet Dean like so: "Thank goodness! I thought the hunter chopped your pretty head!" Dean LIES that he somehow managed to get away, then slyly thinks to wonder what a hunter is.

"You'll see if he finds us," Boris smiles before leaning in to giggle, "You'll see him inside-out!" Dean's all, "Yes, yes, very nice, but why am I here, again?" Boris grumbles about useless Robbie for a bit before delivering a heavy round of exposition, the upshot of which is as follows: Boris, a 650-year-old vampire, has taken advantage of the recent Twitard mania running roughshod across our defenseless nation to seduce the "spoiled brats" who have "reinvented" vampires as "Prince Charming with a Volvo," thereby increasing his clan's numbers, as per his orders from The Alpha Vampire, about whom we shall learn more in a few short moments. The new female recruits are kept in cages until they are "compliant," after which they'll be sent out to fetch boys like Robbie and Dean -- but more like Robbie than Dean, because Dashing El Deano's a little long in the tooth to be cavorting with idiot teenagers -- and so the circle continues. "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" Dude, knock it the hell off! It's not my fault this goddamned episode's so fucking boring. "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" Bitch.