Some time later, Darling Sammy wheels a rental over to a curb somewhere and -- still in his version of the black suit he and Dean sported in the Ohio Bell dungeon -- disembarks to hop up onto the porch of the first subscriber on the list. The gentleman who answers the door with his rugrat of a son claims, at Sam's prompting, that they've had no problems with their phone service over the last couple of weeks, but the just-appearing teenage daughter of the family instantly gets this deeply suspicious, freaked-out expression on her face, which needless to say does not escape the attention of Our Intrepid Hero. Sam, however, merely thanks the gentleman for his time and heads back to the rental, where he's about to climb in when the teenaged daughter pops up with a challenge: "No way you work for the phone company -- since when does a phone guy drive a rental or wear a cheap suit?" Sam, impressed by her moxie, or some such bullshit, counters with a remark or two of his own, and long, l-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-n-g story short, the still-unnamed teenaged daughter has, in fact, experienced problems with her phone service over the last couple of weeks. Specifically, her mother's been ringing her up for a series of late-night heart-to-hearts. The problem? Mommy's been dead nigh on these last three years. DUzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
Episode Report CardDemian: C- | 1822 USERS: B-
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