The Ghost Of St. Mary's. After an establishing shot of the long-abandoned and rapidly decaying convent, the camera scuttles inside to follow a night watchman as he makes his rounds through the ruin. He inadvertently points his flashlight directly into the camera's lens, and after the resultant flare subsides, Lilith stands behind him, smiling that broad, toothy grin of hers while perking, "Howdy!" Oh, wait. Did I lose you with that broad toothy grin bit? "You did not!" Shut UP, Raoul. GOD. "Hee!" ANY-way, what I meant to say is that Lilith's inhabiting that comely dental hygienist from Bloomington, Indiana, again, so there you go with the broadness and the toothiness and such. In any event, the security guard makes the expected noises, and Lilith quite predictably guts him like a fish, so let's head back up to...

...Heaven, where Desperate El Deano tries and fails to get a signal on his cell until My Sweet Baboo pops up behind him to reveal, "You're outside your coverage zone." Dean does not immediately ask, "Then why the fuck was I able to make that last goddamned phone call, huh?" because Dean is what we call "a blithering idiot." Instead, Our Intrepid Hero chooses to bitch to his angelic boyfriend about his degenerate brother's current sordid situation, but it's of little use, as Castiel must toe the company line lest he be sent back upstairs for another ass-reaming, or something like that that probably sounds a hell of a lot less dirty than the way I just put it. "[Titter!]" In any event, and long story short, Dean rails against his destiny and the destruction of the planet and whatnot, and Castiel shouts back that humanity isn't worth saving and such, and it's all very dramatic and touching, I'm sure, but to be honest with you, I stopped paying attention to the words spilling out of these shouty fools' mouths about eight minutes ago because I keep waiting for these dimwits to knock it off with the apocalyptic bullshit already and start making out. "Wheeeee!" I knew that visual would please you, Raoul. "It did indeed!" Is this scene over yet? "It is!" Excellent. Next!