The Ghost Of St. Mary's. Crazy Sammy and Princess Embolism stand on the outskirts of the abandoned convent's grounds and -- get this -- debate the goddamned situational fucking ethics of draining every last goddamned drop of fucking blood from Cindy McLennan's goddamned body AGAIN! The only bright point in the entire scene comes when Crazy Sammy steps off to one side to retrieve Dean's voice mail, and this is what The Ginormotron Antichrist hears:
"Listen to me, you blood-sucking freak! [Our worthless bastard of a so-called father] always said I'd either have to save you or kill you, so you are going down, Monster Boy! Do you hear me? DOWN! MUAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!"
Fine, so I embellished, but certainly no more than sneaky Zachariah did when he altered Dean's original message as Dean was sending it. Yeah, when this episode first aired, I was pretty sure Princess Embolism was responsible for this piece of reprehensible trickery, especially given the carefully placed cutaway to that triumphant little smirk on her lopsided face that hits just as Crazy Sam dejectedly hangs up his phone, but now, what with all of Zachariah's chatter about giving Sam a little push that I didn't bother to transcribe during his last scene with Dean, I'm now certain the angel engineered this absolutely tragic bit of miscommunication. So there.
And after Sam hangs up, they finally slaughter Cindy McLennan. "Hooray!" Off screen. "Rats!"
Heaven. Dean paces and paces and paces until he's finally tempted by one of those delicious-looking bacon double cheeseburgers from Delaware. Suddenly, My Sweet Baboo pops up behind him, whaps the delicious-looking bacon double cheeseburger from Our Intrepid Hero's hand, and tosses Dean up against the wall! "That charming little feathery fellow certainly waited long enough to make the first move, I must say!" No, not like that, Raoul. "Phooey!" If it were like that, I would have said, "Castiel tosses Dean up against the wall and starts humping!" "Good to know! Hee!" Now where was I? Oh, yes: Castiel clamps a hand on his boyfriend's mouth so the latter can't start screaming, yanks The Knife That Can Kill Anything Except When It Usually Can't from...somewhere upon his person, and proceeds to slice open his own forearm! "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Castiel then wastes not an instant smearing his hand with blood before painting Anna's Angel-B-Gon sigil onto the waiting room wall. A furious Zachariah materializes at the far end of the room, but barely has his yelling started when My Deliriously Devious Baboo slaps his palm onto the gruesome symbol, and Zachariah explodes backwards in a gout of terrible white light. "We haven't much time!" I'm sure Castiel says before insisting they find Sam and stop him from killing Lilith. "But Lilith's gonna break the final seal!" Dean protests. "Lilith is the final seal!" Castiel duuuuuuuuuhs, and with that, he grabs Dean's hand to transport them down to...