Supernatural

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The Hardy Boys Raise a Little Hell

...angelically transported to some garish rococo Hell! Well, okay, in all honesty, the 18th Century décor's not that overdone at all, but there's still more than enough gilding on the walls and furniture to choke Reinette Poisson to death, with enough left over to take out several lesser courtiers as well. And as the camera spins around Dean's gape-mouthed shock, My Sweet Baboo magically materializes in the corner of the frame to offer a quiet hello. The two stare each other down for a very long moment until Castiel finally announces, "It's almost time." That doesn't sound good.

Meanwhile, back on earth, Lilith's dietician wheels yet another fresh infant from his mother's recovery room, all the while cooing, "He's a beautiful child -- absolutely scrumptious!" "eeeeeeeeeeeee?!" Raoul tentatively mewls from the depths of his defensive and emotionally scarred curl atop his overstuffed armchair. Why don't you watch the scene that follows and see, my scaly friend? "But...! But...! They've betrayed me so in the past!" Don't worry -- this episode gets better once it gets going. "Really!?" Really. "Eeeeeeeeeeeee!" Atta girl. Now, where was I? Oh, yes: Lilith's Dietician starts creepily crooning, "Patty cake, patty cake, baker's man!" at the imperiled fresh infant in her charge as she oh-so-casually rolls the bassinet right past the nursery into a cinderblock utility hall, and her eyes flip a dastardly beetle black while the imperiled fresh infant innocently snoozes away deep within the confining comfort of his swaddling clothes, and just as Lilith's Dietician reaches the rhyme's final verse, she's...hurled backwards through the air by some anonymous force! Well, "anonymous" only if you haven't been following along at all this season, for yes, no sooner has The Dietician's back hit the cinderblock than Crazy Sammy sidles in from off-screen, Princess Embolism yapping away at his heels as he levels his gaze at The Dietician to announce, "We need to talk." "VIOLENCE!" shrieks Raoul, giddily clapping his paws together in delighted anticipation of the torturous interrogation to come. "WANTON ACTS OF IMPENDING UNREPENTANT VIOLENCE AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!"

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