Okay, not really, but I thought some sort of reaction to his uncharacteristic seven-letter outburst was necessary. Now, where the hell was I? Oh, yes: The camera intuitively leaps forward in time from Father Azazel's question to the answer found on Crazy Sammy's face, and when the camera next steps delicately behind one of Crazy Sammy's remarkably broad shoulders, we can see he's pulled up an archived Ilchester Chronicle article on the St. Mary's Massacre back in 1972. Fun fact: The demonically enhanced priest's actual name is "Father Lehne." Oh, show. Oh, clever, clever show. In any event, and long story short, after Crazy Sammy and Princess Embolism discuss plot points we already know about, and after Crazy Sammy and Princess Embolism debate the situational ethics of draining every last drop of blood from Cindy McLennan's body, and after Crazy Sammy and Princess Embolism debate the situational ethics of draining every last drop of blood from Cindy McLennan's body some more, and after Crazy Sammy and Princess Embolism debate the situational ethics of draining every last drop of blood from Cindy McLennan's body one more goddamned time, like, Jesus CHRIST, you fucking morons! You've got about five hours to drive the 1200 goddamned miles from Cold Spring, Minnesota, to Ilchester, Maryland, and you're arguing ethics? Kill her! Kill the nurse and hit the goddamned road already! "Demian!" WHAT? "The scene's over!" Ooops. What happened? "That impressively large young gentleman stuffed the noisy little nurse-person into the trunk of the car and drove off!" Oh, excellent. Next!












