...The Tragic Bachelor Pad Of Lousy Yet Remarkably Accurate Writing! "Hi, Chuck!" shrieks Raoul, waving madly at the television screen, for the dizzy lizard grew quite fond of the hairy little loser during the latter's last appearance on the show. Also because Raoul still hasn't figured out that the little people in the television set can't see him. In any event, judging by his computer's screen, Chuck seems to have finished the final chapter of The Winchester Gospel. Understandably, he wants to get laid before the world blows up, so he's on the phone with an escort agency ordering himself up a couple dozen of their finest, and is quite naturally dismayed to find Castiel and Dean suddenly lounging around his roach-infested kitchen. Before we get any resolution to that particular conundrum, however, we must first bounce back over to...

...The Ghost Of St. Mary's, where Lilith and her minions prepare for Lucifer's arrival, and that was boring, wasn't it? "It was!" Oh, oops. Forgot about this part. Lilith places a sacrificial bowl of the night watchman's blood onto the chapel's desecrated altar, and when she returns her attention to the external hallway...all of her minions have dropped dead! DUN! Well, DUN! for the minions, I guess, for the source of their collective untimely demise is just now appearing around the far corner, and it's Crazy Sammy, again with Princess Embolism yapping away at his heels, and as Our Insane And Terribly Misguided Hero advances towards her with bloody murder darkening his eyes, Lilith puts on a good show of it by telekinetically flinging shut the chapel doors. Next!

Back at The Tragic Bachelor Pad Of Lousy Yet Remarkably Accurate Writing, Dean and Castiel have successfully extracted Lilith's current whereabouts from the reluctant Chuck, who keeps insisting that none of this should be happening, because Dean and Castiel "aren't in this story." "We're making it up as we go," My Deliriously Devious Baboo quips, right before The Prophet's Archangel begins his destructive descent from above to smite Our Intrepid Hero and his equally intrepid angelic boyfriend. "I'll hold him off!" Castiel bravely shouts above the din. "I'll hold them all off -- just stop Sam!" And with that, My Sweet Baboo touches two fingers to his boyfriend's forehead, instantly hurling Dean...