Moments later, Lilith's corpse sprawls at the base of the altar, and a thick stream of..."GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" Ah. Are we feeling better? "Much!" Excellent. In any event, a thick stream of blood gushes from her gaping mouth to race across the chapel's stone floor, much to Our Insane And Terribly Misguided Hero's dismay. "What the hell?" he sputters. "Yes!" Princess Embolism exults. "EXACTLY!" Well, pretty much, for you see, this is the episode's final bomb: Ruby, in both Princess Sparkle and Princess Embolism form, has always been working for Sam's enemies, and this, here, is exactly what she, Lilith, and Azazel have been pushing Darling Sammy to do his entire life. Dun-dun-DUN! "And it is written," Princess Embolism recites from memory, "that The First Demon shall be The Last Seal!" The poor little easily manipulated puppy buries his face in his hands in shame as the blood pouring from Lilith's corpse swirls around on the floor, forming the season's final sigil on the chapel marble while Princess Embolism prances through her tiresome version of an end-zone dance, hopping around Darling Sammy's anguished form, all the while screaming, "I'M AWESOME! I'M AWESOME!" until Darling Sammy has little choice but to unleash his Mighty Hands Of Discontent in the aggravating bint's general direction. "Hooray!" One problem. "Rats!" The Mighty Hands no longer work because -- as Princess Embolism so distastefully puts it -- Sam "shot [his] payload on the boss." "Why, that filthy little minx!" I hear you, my scaly friend. I feel like soaking my fingertips in lye just from typing that out. "As well you should! Vile!" Indeed, but I should probably address the still-pending issue of Sam's useless Hands Of Discontent before Dean bursts into the room and kills her. Oops. Spoiler! "Yipee!" yelps Raoul, for he has become as tired of the character as the rest of us. "More!" Raoul shrieks. "More tired! [Yaaaawn!] Hee! See what I did there?!" Yes, Raoul. Very nice. "I thought so!"
Episode Report CardDemian: A- | 2900 USERS: B+
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