Supernatural

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Demian: C | 874 USERS: C+
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The Hardy Boys Vanquish The Charmed Ones

Stately Halliwell Manor. Phoebe and Paige, because they are weak and backsliding, predictably continue to mewl and quaver under Deluxe Action Sammy's withering glare, but surprisingly enough, it's tough-as-nails Piper who really throws the grand-mal nervous breakdown under Deluxe Action Sammy's ruthless questioning. Until, you know, she pulls an Ava and calmly wipes away her crocodile tears while allowing her eyes to flip beetle-black. DUN! "I told you she was evil!" Raoul shrieks in a chiding tone of voice. "French manicures are the work of Satan himself!" The more you know. Deluxe Action Sammy With Super-Special Dean-Style Bad-Assery politely listens to Demonic Piper's speechifying for a moment before squeezing the trigger on The Fucking Colt That Can Kill Anything Except When It Usually Can't, which lives up to its nickname when Demonic Piper raises one of her Hands to flip a little freezing mojo at the bullet zipping towards her face. Which, you know, the actual Piper was too brain-dead to consider whenever she should have just frozen the fucking guns already on that godforsaken show, so a hearty brava to Tammi here, gang! As the frozen bullet drops harmlessly to the floor, Demonic Piper allows a self-satisfied grin to spread across her face as she taunts, "You're in a lot of trouble, Sam!" Deluxe Action Sammy With Super-Special Glow-In-The-Dark Pants-Pissing Action unleashes a stream of urine down his impossibly lengthy leg that, in the fullness of time, eventually trickles into the METAL TEETH CHOMP!

Manor. Post-Revelation Aftermath. Demonic Piper unleashes her Mighty Hands Of Discontent in Deluxe Action Sammy's general direction, and The Ginormotron howls and wails and blazes his merry way down The Waste Land. End of the series, kids! Hope you had fun!

Supernatural

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