In any event, once this evening's first round of angsting is done, Dean decides to lighten the mood by whipping out a newspaper to discuss their next possible case. "Janitor murdered in a college lab last night," he reads. "Doors were locked, no one else in or out of the building." "Great," Sam shrugs. "Where to?" "Paterson, New Jersey," Dean announces. And then, after thinking about it for a second, he smiles, "Hey, maybe we'll have a Snooki sighting!" "What's a Snooki?" Sam asks. Lucky boy.

The Great Falls Junior College For Violently Dismembered Custodial Staff. Our Intrepid Heroes, yet again masquerading as FBI agents, enter last night's crime scene, and Dreary El Deano immediately makes a beeline for the gruesome-looking anatomy dummy from the pre-credits sequence, which is now back in its proper place on its stand. "Check it out!" Dean practically giggles, stripping various plastic organs from the thing's chest cavity. "These things are friggin' awesome!" Darling Sammy remains supremely unimpressed, especially when Dean repeats the same Valentine's joke he made last year, but that's not really important right now, because the camera's allowed the boys to dissolve into a blurry haze in the foreground of the shot as it tracks in to focus on the gruesome-looking dummy's blank, bulging eyes. Vaguely creepy, that, but unfortunately, nothing comes of it, for the gruesome-looking dummy does not, in fact, reach out to snatch back its much-abused innards from Dean's hands. "Rats!" Your disappointment is mine, my scaly friend.

Instead, we must watch as Dean sniffs at the air and asks, "Do you smell sulphur?" "We're in a science lab," Sam duhs. Dean blinks just as his cell phone starts bleeping. To absolutely no one's surprise, the call's coming in from Bendy Lisa's latest tastefully appointed manse in western Michigan. Also to absolutely no one's surprise, Dean lets the call fall into voice mail. The boys banter about Dean's nonexistent relationship with the lissome lass for a bit until Sam whips out his trusty EMF reader, which immediately goes, "VWEEE-YORP!" "Something's up in here," Dean realizes. While shooting a supremely hairy side-eye at the gruesome-looking dummy, Sam agrees with that assessment, but adds, "The question is what." Fortunately, Dean spots the lab's closed-circuit security camera blinking at them from high up on the wall, so Our Intrepid Heroes quickly retire to...