Supernatural

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Rattle, Rattle THEN! As I'm sure you'll all remember, Lucifer's escape from Hell triggered the ascent of The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse, the first of whom rather satisfyingly lost his ring finger when Our Intrepid Heroes tag-teamed him from behind, while the second of whom hasn't been mentioned since he rose right before Thanksgiving to lay waste to various unimportant Midwestern states. Also, just in case you've forgotten, Darling Sammy got his dumb ginormous self addicted to crack, and Dashing El Deano ranted that The Dean and Sam Story is neither fun nor entertaining and is, in fact, "a river of crap that would send most people howling to the nuthouse." Cut to the nuthouse, where Demented El Deano dejectedly admitted to himself that he doesn't know how he gets up in the morning anymore, because Despondent El Deano is D-U-N done! Also done? The THEN!

Rattle, Rattle NOW! The camera slowly hauls itself over a brownstone's stoop to take in the romantically lit late evening stroll that's currently being enjoyed by two shy-faced young'uns reaching the end of their very first date. This isn't going to end well. "EEEEEEEEEEEEE!" shrieks Raoul The Big Gay Supernatural Dragon in a frenzy of anticipatory delight, for he, too, knows full well that absolutely nothing good can come of this set-up. "I'm certain it's going to be positively gruesome!" Raoul shrieks again, already clapping his exquisitely manicured paws together with a glee that is endearingly heartless, and as I've a feeling you couldn't possibly be more correct, friend of friends, would you mind terribly if I got on with it already? "Please do!" Excellent. So, Alice over here had a really good time, and Russell over there really wants to see her again, and -- because they're both easily influenced losers -- they both agree that being alone on Valentine's Day sucks, and then they move in for a sweet little tentative goodnight kiss that rapidly intensifies into a full-blown face-sucking adventure right there in the middle of the sidewalk until mousy Alice abruptly jerks herself away from him, stammering, "I'm sorry! I-I-I just, uh, I don't want you to think I'm the type of person who just..." "No, I should apologize!" the gallant if somewhat nerdy Russell attempts to assure her, but it doesn't matter, for barely have the words flown from his mouth when a suddenly overheated Alice leaps back up to shove her tongue down his throat again, and the next thing we know...

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