"So that's you, huh?" sneering, taunting, name-calling El Deano challenges as he emerges from the shadows to surprise them both. "Our slutty little Yoda?" Oy. Again with the Star Trek. What kind of a nerd does The Kripkeeper think I am? "Well...!" Don't! "But you...!" I said no! "But you got the wrong mov...!" Stop it! "Hmph!" So. ANY-way, Princess Sparkle greets the new arrival with a too-bright smile on her face and a few witty remarks. Dean replies by punching her in the face! Well, after she calls him a "dumb, spineless dick," but never mind that because... "VIOLENCE!" roars Raoul, happily clapping his paws together with giddy amounts of delight now that we're finally getting some after waiting nearly twelve minutes for it. And then? Ruby nails him twice in the face with fists of her own before spinning into a roundhouse kick that biffs The Ginormotron into a post so she might continue to hand the stumpy little bow-legged midget his own equally tantalizing ass on a platter. "WANTON ACTS OF UNREPENTANT VIOLENCE!" Princess Sparkle boots El Deano repeatedly across the floor until she finally gets tired of the whole one-sided battle and hauls his bruised face up to hers so she can head-butt him against the stone foundation wall down there in whatever basement they're in, and when he lifts his head to smile at her, he's practically drooling blood onto the cement. "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!" "The hell you grinnin' at?" Ruby pisses, drooling copious amounts of blood herself. Dean's smile simply broadens as he produces The Knife That Can Kill Anything from wherever he'd been storing the damn thing after he swiped it off her during the late scuffle. Pretty sneaky, Dean. Princess Sparkle, outraged, charges, but so sneaky is El Deano that Ruby's found herself ensnared in a devil's trap Dean spray-painted onto the basement ceiling in anticipation of her visit. After gloating for a moment, Our Intrepid And Slightly Damaged Heroes wearily drag their battered behinds up the stairs while Ruby rages at them from below. "You deserve Hell!" she shrills as their feet disappear from her line of sight. "And I wish I could be there, Dean! I wish I could smell the flesh sizzle off your bones! I wish I could be there to hear you scream!" "And I wish you'd shut your pie-hole," Dean tosses back, "but we don't always get what we want." And with that, Sam and Dean vanish into the METAL TEETH CHOMP!
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