Bodega Bay Cemetery. The desecration is complete.

Stately Van Ness Manor. Perhaps significantly, Dead Whitman shouts, "I will not be taken!" before howling and wailing and blazing his merry way on off to wherever the hell dead ghosts go on this show and, the instant his connection with Dead Bobby is broken, the ghastly hairball collapses to the foyer carpet, unconscious.

Bodega Bay Cemetery. Our Intrepid Idiots stand around looking pretty while what's left of Whitman Van Ness turns to ash in its coffin.

Stately Van Ness Manor. Dead Bobby awakens just as Sam and Dean return and, much to everybody's surprise, Our Intrepid Idiots can actually see him now. Before anyone can do anything about it, though, they all get knocked into this evening's final CHOMP!-less commercial break.

Stately Van Ness Manor. Immediate aftermath. And let's start wrapping this up, shall we? What follows here is, quite honestly, a nicely-played little reunion scene between Dead Bobby and Our Intrepid Idiots, after which Dead Bobby leads the boys upstairs to commence with the mass cremation of Whitman Van Ness's multitudinous victims, but because they say nothing to each other that's of relevance to any of the plotlines this show's got going at the moment, I'll be skipping ahead to...

...the next scene, where the boys plus Dead Bobby gather around this week's crapped-out piece of automotive trash to make with a few sad faces regarding Dead Annie's off-screen immolation, after which Dumbass El Deano castigates Dead Bobby for dodging his Reaper and remaining earth-adjacent for the last five months. Fortunately enough, Dead Bobby bails on the whole thing by blinking out long before Dumbass El Deano's obnoxious little speech manages to kill the goodwill I'm feeling for tonight's presentation, and after I ignore the few stray bits of similarly-annoying dialogue that follow, we finally fade to black.

Next week: Leviathans! Lesbians! Some other episode-appropriate word that starts with L to comply with The Rule Of Three! Have fun!

Demian somehow neglected to mention how attractive Antonio Cupo is. Raoul remains at large. You may reach the former at demian_twop@yahoo.com. The latter is an imaginary gay dragon on the Internet who vanished without a trace way back in mid-January.