There was a time when I made sure I wasn't eating dinner when this show aired, because even I occasionally went straight off my food during some of this series' more gruesome death sequences, but that hadn't happened in so long that I quite unfortunately found myself with a heaping bowl of spaghetti Bolognese in front of me during this sequence, and when the boiling water started spilling from that woman's mouth to raise lurid red welts all over her face and neck and chest? Dinner went straight into the trash. Bravo, Supernatural. Bravo.

After we scoot through this evening's first METAL TEETH CHOMP!, we return to the quaint antiques shop from which Poor Dead Kitchen Lady's ominously ornate tea kettle was originally purchased to find Our Intrepid Heroes berating Baggy Scott -- like this obviously clueless schlump, here, was supposed to know from cursed objects when even the goddamned show itself forgot all about them for the better part of five years -- and because they're being so incredibly unpleasant during this scene, all I can focus on is how short Baggy Scott looks next to The Ginormotron. Seriously, this guy barely clears Darling Sammy's chest. Of course, given the fact that we know Jared Padalecki is eight and a half feet tall, this means Baggy Scott is probably of perfectly normal height, but still: Hee. Anyway, Baggy Scott eventually maneuvers his way through the rampant amounts of bitchery now emanating from Our Incredibly Obnoxious Heroes to provide them with a handy list of recent purchases, and with that, we follow along as Sam and Dean...