...tool this week's crapped-out piece of automotive trash over to Poor Dead Kitchen Lady's terribly well-appointed home, where they quickly find her scalded remains littering the linoleum. Dean retrieves a handy pair of Gloveables to of course avoid touching the evil tea kettle directly and, after Sam dials the police to report the untimely demise of Poor Dead Kitchen Lady, the boys head back out to this week's crapped-out piece of automotive trash to plan their next moves. Two items remain at large -- a "gramophone sold to Brenda Gluck" and "a vintage gentlemen's magazine sold to Peter Yankit of 27 Johnson Lane," and I refuse to comment on the latter, and you can't make me, so there -- so Our Intrepid Heroes decide to split up, with Sam taking off on foot while Dean climbs back into whatever the hell it is they're using as a car tonight.

And then they proceed to blow a full two and a half minutes of screen time on a supposedly nerve-wracking suspense sequence tied to Brenda Gluck's nefarious gramophone that completely fails to engage me on any level whatsoever. I'm not kidding -- this scene is so hideously boring that I can't even make fun of it properly, because ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. If you must know what happens, though, here goes: While Darling Sammy takes his sweet damn time nonchalantly ambling over to Chez Gluck, Brenda turns her nefarious gramophone on, then conveniently exits the room so the foul thing can whisper sweet nothings into her idiot son's ear. Before we know it, Gluck The Younger is fetching yet another tremendous and tremendously deadly-looking knife from a rack in his mother's own terribly well-appointed kitchen, and just as the snot-nosed brat is hoisting the thing in the air to plunge its business end into his mother's neck, Our Intrepid Hero pops up from out of nowhere to snatch the knife from the wretched child's hand, and that's it. Well, except for the part wherein Darling Sammy peevishly lectures the hateful little shit on...something I totally didn't pay attention to, which ended up consuming yet another thirty full seconds of screen time and, after Dean calls to confirm he's secured the deeply wicked gentlemen's magazine, we head back to...

...the excruciatingly quaint antiques shop from which all of this evening's abominable objects were originally purchased to watch as Dashing El Deano locks said abominable objects in a safe, and before we settle into this episode's next bout of expository blathering, riddle me this: Baggy Scott had to have handled the objects in order to sell them, right? So, why is he still alive, huh? HUH?