Supernatural
Supernatural

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Demian: F | 531 USERS: B-
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...Our Intrepid Heroes have arrived at The Geary County Morgue in their cunning FBI drag to examine what remains of Poor Dead Jailbait Monster Chow. Of course, the detestable DJ Qualls is already there in a costume of his own and, after a seemingly endless bit of "special" guest "star"-related stupidity I'll not be bothering to transcribe, Dapper El Deano whips out his trusty little EMF reader, which promptly emits a series of befuddling VWEEEE-YORP!s the instant he waves it around in the air. This is unexpected and confusing for the tiny little people in the TV set, you see, because the odious DJ Qualls had earlier scanned the area with a trusty little EMF reader of his own and found no signs of lingering ghostly residue whatsoever. The few remaining members of this wretched show's rapidly-dwindling audience, however, have already figured out that Dapper El Deano's trusty little EMF reader is picking up The Spectral Presence Of Bobby Singer, so let's ignore Dapper El Deano's mistaken supposition that the unfortunate Miss Greentree must still have some part of her "laying around," and instead head on over to the coroner's computer, where we find Dapper Sammy already deploying his mad Googling skillz. Soon enough, he discovers that the deceased Brothers Chow were actually the scions of a prominent local brewing family, so Our Intrepid Heroes plus the shockingly unpleasant DJ Qualls decamp for the...

...inventively named "Midwestern Brewing Company," where the comely manager, "Marie," graciously invites them in to chat with her father, "Jim," and Mr. McAnn's business partner, "Randy Baxter." And, after watching as Randy Baxter upbraids a dejected-looking twentysomething janitor over the latter's tardiness, Dapper Sammy and the despicable DJ Qualls peel away from Dapper El Deano and Marie McAnn to head into the brewery's main office, where it quickly becomes apparent even to the insufferable DJ Qualls that Mr. McAnn is in no condition to answer their questions.

Supernatural

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