Any-way, by the time the camera finishes slobbering all over Jessica's tits and finally moves up to her face, she's assumed this "I can't believe this scumbag is related to my boyfriend" expression, though there's enough of a sparkle of amusement in her eyes to make me dread the moment she becomes one of the points in a brother-against-brother love triangle on this show. This series may be an attempt to pull in more male viewers for the WB, but it's still on the WB, so come on. You know it's going to happen. And if that's the case -- if Jessica's fated to become another goddamned Joey Potter or another goddamned Amy Abbott or another goddamned Felicity Porter or another goddamned Rory Gilmore or another goddamned Peyton Sawyer or even, God forbid, another goddamned second-season Piper Halliwell -- then she can just drop fucking dead right now. Unfortunately, Jessica pays me no mind and remains vital and vaguely charmed as Dean approaches to flirt, "I gotta tell ya, you are completely out of my brother's league." Jessica attempts to excuse herself to "put something on," but Dean stops her with, "No, no, no! I wouldn't dream of it." He takes a moment before adding, "Seriously." Jessica shoots Sam A Look as Dean backs away to apologize for dragging her boyfriend away to "discuss some private family business." Sam, annoyed, side-eyes both girlfriend and brother before darting over to the former's side, slinging a possessive arm around her waist, and declaring, "Whatever you want to say, you can say it in front of her." "Okay, um," Dean begins. "Dad hasn't been home in a few days." Jessica and her Smurfs glance up warily at the boyfriend for a moment before Sam snides, "So he's working overtime on a Miller Time shift -- he'll stumble back in sooner or later." Dean nods his head around, examines his shoes, and lifts his eyes to enunciate carefully, "Dad's on a hunting trip. And he hasn't been home in a few days." The camera slides up to Sam's suddenly stony expression as the soundtrack belches an ominous "waaahn-waaaaaaaahn" and Sam bites, "Jess, excuse us. We have to go outside..."
Episode Report CardDemian: A | 1035 USERS: B
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