Supernatural
Plucky Pennywhistle's Magical Menagerie

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...SNOT ROCKET! and apparently, the dark demonic force responsible for this season's snot rockets snorted a couple dozen lines of neon-tinted glitter before spraying tonight's title card, because the stuff's so thick in the air at the moment, I can barely make out the lettering. But that's not important right now because what is important right now is this: Raoul The Big Gay Supernatural Dragon is still missing. The lovely and talented timimoon108 did provide what initially seemed to be a promising lead on the forum boards, but upon closer inspection, it became clear that video was shot during Raoul's madcap adventures down in New Orleans three years ago. (You can just barely see the dear, dizzy lizard in the far blurry left-hand corner of the opening shot, obscenely shaking his scaly stuff for some Mardi Gras beads.) The bad news is, the police continue to be of absolutely no help at all. The good news is, I did hear some vague stories involving a series of random dragon sightings down in Bay Ridge the night Raoul vanished, but with my crazy schedule this past week, I haven't had a chance to chase any of those stories down. God knows what's happened to him, but it's driven me frantic with worry. Sigh.

In any event, fretting about it now won't do me much good at all, because I've got this entire episode to deal with, right? And, given the fact that I was quite literally falling asleep the first time I watched it, I have no real idea what I'm in for tonight, so where the hell was I? Oh, yeah: As the camera emerges from the darkness following this evening's glittery SNOT ROCKET!, a 24-style countdown clock appears at the bottom of the screen, where it proceeds to tick back from "60:00:00 Earlier." Meanwhile, a much-calmer version of Darling Sammy casually peruses a newspaper while Dashing El Deano answers an insistently ringing payphone, and long story short, it's Frank Devereaux, calling to inform the boys that he's managed to turn up nothing new on Richard Roman since last everyone spoke with each other, aside from the fact that wee little Fred Savage is now also leaking motor oil from his fingertips. Conveniently enough, there's no sign of last week's Amazons, either, so Our Intrepid Heroes decide to head on down to Kansas again. Darling Sammy, you see, had been perusing a copy of the Wichita Sun, whose briefly-visible headline reads "Peculiar death baffles authorities," so Sam and Dean shimmy into their FBI drag, hop into this week's crapped-out piece of automotive trash, and soon enough find themselves in...

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