Supernatural

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Demian: D+ | 2316 USERS: B
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The Secret of the Island Treasure

...Bobby's Emporium, where My Sweet Baboo flutters in on an angry gust of air with the still-unconscious yet undeniably fresh revenant slung across his shoulders. "Help!" Castiel growls, staggering beneath the revenant's weight, and he barely makes it across the length of Bobby's parlor to sling the revenant onto Bobby's cot when Our Intrepid Dimwits finally come trundling in from the kitchen. Way to go with all that helping, assholes. Meanwhile, Speed Racer's at long last managed to wheel himself over from his Pile Of Important Research and, trying valiantly to maintain a sense of surprise that in fact vanished for the entire audience the instant it saw Adam Milligan in the THEN!, Bobby gasps, "Who is it?" "Why, it's that adorable little bastard from last season! Has that charming little wheelchair-bound hairball not been paying attention?! I said so three scenes ago, at least! Do get with it, good sir!" Raoul. "Oui!?" Bobby Singer cannot hear you! "Well! There's certainly no call for that tart tongue of yours, I'm sure!" Just...just have another flagon, Raoul. "Okay! [Slurp!]" Rrrrgh. In any event, Sam and Dean are shocked and appalled, of course -- so shocked and appalled, in fact, that neither can see the very obvious direction in which this episode is now headed, and we head into this evening's very first METAL TEETH CHOMP! wondering if any of these dolts have ever watched their own goddamned show before.

Supernatural

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