Later, Adam -- left entirely unattended by Our Intrepid Dolts, mind you -- sits in the Emporium kitchen, listlessly fingering a stale-looking ham-and-cheese while Bobby putters about out there in the parlor. Marvelous Master Milligan waits until Speed Racer's turned his wheelchair and tippy-toes towards the back door, but D'OH! Darling Sammy pops up behind him from points unknown to wonder if Adam's going anywhere. And that thrilling sequence? Chewed up another thirty seconds of screentime in what is meant to be a landmark episode for this series. At least when CANCELLED! hit its hundredth episode, they threw everybody into an alternate universe and killed off one of the leads. You know, for good. Maybe they should have saved "My Bloody Valentine" for this all-important milestone. After all, that one opened with a couple of nerds eating each other to death and closed with a diner massacre so massive it left behind dozens of maggot-infested corpses. And in the end, isn't that what this show is really all about? Huh? "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!" And now we've lost Raoul. This is the worst hundredth episode ever!
Episode Report CardDemian: D+ | 2314 USERS: B
YOU GRADE IT