Bus station. Sam wrangles with an unsympathetic bus station employee, who tells him that the Sacramento bus doesn't run again until 5 PM the next day. He pulls out his Treo and, in a nice parallel, starts scrolling down just like his brother -- Rebecca Warren, Jerry, John Marcynuk, Dean, Mary Ann Liu -- and almost dials Dean's number. These boys don't know too many people, do they? I mean, Jerry the Geek is in there? Sam, even though I usually don't like you, you can put my number in your phone, okay? It's 773-UR2-CUTE. It seems like Sam really is about to dial Dean when Short Lip McGee sluts from the dirty, dirty ground of the station, "Hey!" Who sits on the ground of a bus station? Without getting an ass full of gum and ash, that is? Sam asks her what happened to her ride. She tells him that shady van guy really was shady. Sam is all sighs and slumped shoulders when he tells her about California. Short Lip gets up and pegs her way over to him on her big front teeth and slinks around in front of Sam. She's going to "Cali," too and her name is Meg. We'll keep calling her Short Lip.
Inside Scotty's Cafe, Scotty serves some pie to the unsuspecting couple, telling them that "we're famous for our apples." Dean comes in and orders "coffee, black." Scotty isn't happy to see him. Dean sits at the table right next to the idiots. He starts trying to make small talk with them, when Scotty comes over to refill their glasses and gruff, "I'm sure these people want to eat in peace." Dean's face is real sweet as he replies, "Just a little friendly conversation!" When Dean resumes talking with Mr.